1. Gratuitous Sex and Violence

    I was asked to appear on a forthcoming Channel 5 (UK) programme entitled Sex Sexy. Making use of their resources I got them to hire me an old decaying Regency house not far from Oxford Circus and set about taking a some pictures I have been wanting to do for a long while now.

    They first interviewed me in my kitchen. Then we went to the location where they got in my way. My chief concern was taking the pictures but they made do stuff like unrolling a rug a couple of times to get it on film and every time I said something interesting off camera, I had to repeat it again on camera. Documentaries are far more choreographed than you would think.

    It has already been shown on Bravo but this sort of programme is often syndicated worldwide so you may well see it on a cable channel near you at some time.